David Evans: Windows XP Gigalo

Listening to: Pendulum

Watching: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 2

Quote: “What are sambookas?” — Dad after a rough night out

Just randomly found this in some folder, but i guess this is what happens when Evans trys to chat someone up and it starts going his way.

He panics…..

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B said:     hi

qt caress says: Hiiiii

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: whos this? lol

qt caress says: how r u doing?

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: im good,

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: whos this

qt caress says: I’m actually working right now what are you doing?

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: no i asked you whos this

qt caress says: Nice! I work from home just starting doing these cam shows. It’s pretty fun actually lol want to have some fun???

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: your idiotic

qt caress says: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company would you like to do that?

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: i dont want to

qt caress says: Well I think i have a free pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: no

qt caress says: Yup I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don’t tell anyone else I can get in trouble ok?

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: but i dont want to watch

qt caress says: Ok go to http://www.webcams-network.com/cam/ Let me know when you’re on the second page hun.

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: are you listening to me ?

You know she's not a real girlfriend if her name ends in .jpeg

qt caress says: alright baby you need 2 agree ur not a minor but baby u need to prove it with a cc/debit

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: lets see what happens when i say horny,

qt caress says: The vipguest is what I use to access the site free and now u can too The free pass cancels everything out automatically. so ur all set to see me once u verify ur age babe

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: interesting, can you give me cheap car insurance?

qt caress says: CC is just to verify your age hun it doesnt charge your card i promise its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u the free pass..

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: yeah but what about the poor bastards who cant afford interest rates

qt caress says: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere….

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: what does that have to do with anything

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: why is panties in capitals?

qt caress says: let me know when u login k?

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: no

qt caress says: brb 1sec gotta restart cam u commin?

ThatGuy^: 2B v ¬2B says: no i told you already


Smooooooooooooth.

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